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1.
Anyone with an association to one of the most respected academic and athletic universities in the world. Also, one of the oldest universities in the U.S., Thee Ohio State Buckeyes have won more national championships, bowl games, and conferance titles than most schools in the country. Home of 2 of the greatest coaches in college football history (Woody Hayes, Jim Tressel), Thee Ohio State Buckeyes are tied for most Heisman winners at 7 with Notre Dame. The only school to have a single player win the award twice. One of the most dominant athletic forces in the nation, especially during the 1st 10 years of the millenium in all departments. The Buckeyes are also one of the most hated on juggernauts in the U.S. due to pure talent and heart. In 2011 A witch hunt was held against Jim Tressel, 5 Buckeye football stars, and subsequently the rest of the school over a moronoic rule that players cannot sell awards that they earned for any reason. BOLLOCKS!!! Also the greatest fan base in the world cheer the Buckeyes. Oh, and the rival of the Michigan wolverines (A.K.A. cupcake university) who continue to be crushed at every meeting in the last 7 years straight. Not to mention about to take the lead in wins vs loses between the two rivals. Greates rivalry in sports. EVER!!
The Ohio State Buckeyes are studs that stomp out the team up north with no mercy.
by SIZZLLIN March 24, 2011
 
8.
A team that can't beat the Gators. Also know as Gatorbait. 41-14 explains a lot. Who would come up with a mascot of a nut?
Ohio State Buckeyes sure are Gatorbait
by Gator_Girl June 29, 2007
 
9.
A fan base of blowhard, egotistical, elitist children stuck following a team in their shit-hole state because there’s nothing else for them to live for; The Cleveland Browns suck, the Cleveland Indians suck, the Cleveland Cavaliers suck, and the last time the Buckeyes won anything remotely resembling a legitimate championship was, to the best of my recollection, about 800 years ago under some senile old bastard named Woody Hayes.

Then along comes the 2003 Fiesta Bowl. Sure, the Buckeye's QB Craig Krenzel was only 7-of-21, for 122 yards, with no touchdowns and two interceptions, but the Buckeyes had a secret weapon in the form of an incompetent ref by the name of Terry Porter. You see, Porter's blatantly obvious blunder snatched victory from the legitimate champion Miami Hurricanes and instead gift-wrapped the outcome for the Buckeyes. Unfortunately Porter's blown call against the Hurricanes has forever tainted the first Buckeye "title" (I'm even ashamed to call it that) in about 800 years.

Then, in the aftermath of this forever-tainted "title", hordes of long-deprived Buckeye fans streamed to NCAA message boards, repeatedly posting about how great Thee Ohio State University (Elitist, egotistical bastards anyone?) were during the 2002 season (even though the Buckeyes were incredibly fortunate not to lose 5 games during the season), and on top of that, posting about how there was absolutely no way that any team other than the Buckeyes would win the next 20 (or even more) championships while finding as may ways to “insult” the University of Michigan as they could despite every one they struggled to think of only came out to sound like one-way childish name calling.

In the midst of all of this comes the revelation that the Buckeye's star running back was, in all likelihood, academically ineligible to even play in the Fiesta Bowl. The NCAA is still trying to sort out the mess.
Childish, egotistical, unwanted… that’s Thee Ohio State University.
by Linux System Message March 30, 2005
 
10.
The dirtiest, fowlest, and ugliest football team in the country that is continuously dominated by the greatest and most feared football program in the nation, the Michigan Wolverines. buckeye athetics illegally recruit more than any other school in the nation, their white-trashiness is evident by just some of the names on their team (AJ Hawk, Mike Nugent). Despite losing to the buckeyes this year, Michigan still holds most wins overall in the series as well as more national titles. Michigan will always be superior to ohio state because Michigan owns everyone.
"Hey look at the shirt. It says 'buck the fuckeyes,' and on the back '100 years of busting their nuts.'"
by nirvanarageatm December 09, 2004
 
11.
Gay old men from Ohio who cry if they aren't watching their beloved football team. Rely on idiotically insulting fans from Michigan, who have been kicking their asses for the better part of 80 years.
That elderly gay man from the Ohio State Buckeyes is insulting someone from Michigan. Let's go beat his ass.
by dionysis April 27, 2005
 
12.
Gay old men from Ohio who cry if they aren't watching their beloved football team. Rely on idiotically insulting fans from Michigan, who have been kicking their asses for the better part of 80 years.
That elderly gay man from the Ohio State Buckeyes is insulting someone from Michigan. Let's go beat his ass.
by dionysis April 27, 2005
 
13.
A disgusting scum sucking team of red necks that get there fucking ass handed to them every single year when they play Michigan. They play in some run down eye sore in the middle of the ghetto. What the fuck is a buckeye anyways?
BuckeyeFan1: Man that sucks that we got fucked up by Michigan again.
BuckeyeFan2: Ya i guess,lets go down the street and get some PCP (*Walks a block from campus to run down crackhouse*)
by Nugz McAddleworth March 25, 2005
 
14.
Gets owned every year by Michigan. Hail to the victors valiant hail to the conquering heros hail hail to Michigan the leaders and best. Hail to the victors valiant hail to the conquering heros hail hail to Michigan the champions of the West.
Bob: Man, I sure did enjoy watching last night's game, in which "the" ohio state buckeyes got their ass handed to them by The University of Michigan Wolverines.

Mark: Yeah, me too, Bob. It's no different than any other year.
by ReelDeel February 14, 2005