Notable landmarks at Ohio State include "The Oval"; a giant, "O" shaped field in the center of campus known for being a popular hangout destination during the warmer months, Mirror Lake, a small pond located in central campus which is most famous for the annual "Mirror Lake Jump" which occurs every year on the Thursday before the Ohio State-Michigan Game which is done to resurrect the spirit of former head coach Woody Hayes; and the Oxley Memorial Library, which stands vigil on the west peak of The Oval.
Ohio State University's mascot is the Buckeye, which, unlike many universities, shares its mascot with no other university in the nation.
And, of course, like Woody Hayes put it, "Muck Fichigan".
Student that actually studies: What big game?
Burnout "Business" major: WHAT BIG GAME? You're a fucking buckeye, how can you not know that we play Michigan this Saturday!?!? It's like the biggest event of the year!
Student that actually studies: Uhh...right. I'm a Theatre major...there's more to Ohio State than football and booze.