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Ohannes comes from armenian roots

1: A smart, intelligent, skilled athlete,that can have any woman he desires, with a perfectly physique. In other words, a way to describe a perfect male
guy 1: wow did you see that guy at the gym he had a perfect six, pack was killing us all in soccer and he was smart enough to do algorithm at the same time.

guy 2: yea, that right their is what you call a Ohannes. except he's missing the girl

girl: ima go fuck that guys brains out

guy 2: never mind their she is

guy 1: i wish i was a Ohannes
by ancientFA5 November 10, 2011

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