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A sarcastic remark meant to show how something thought to be special or fascinating to the other person - isn't.
J: I got another A on my exam!
T: Oh Wow!

J: I actually saw the Pope once.
T: Oh Wow!
by AnonymousPersonWhoYouDontKnow November 12, 2010
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A sarcastic version of oh wow to show that the user doesnt give a damn about the topic at hand even though it is meant to be something of shock and surprise. Often used when user cannot be bothered replying

user of oh wows is also a fond user of other oh-euphemisms, especially oh noes.
pear: i struck a million dollars in the lottery today
apple: OH WOWS.
by rottenapple December 05, 2007
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The phrase one would scream while reaching a full, blown orgasm either anally or vaginally.
So he was getting me up the butt and all i could think of to say was, "Oh WOW!!!!!" and then I was like weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
by JAson Elmore December 05, 2003
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A sarcastic version of oh wow to show that the user doesnt give a damn about the topic at hand even though it is meant to be something of shock and surprise. Often used when user cannot be bothered replying

user of oh wows is also a fond user of other oh-euphemisms, especially oh noes.
pear: i struck a million dollars in the lottery today
apple: OH WOWS.
by rottenapple December 19, 2007
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A sarcastic version of oh wow to show that the user doesnt give a damn about the topic at hand even though it is meant to be something of shock and surprise. Often used when user cannot be bothered replying

user of oh wows is also a fond user of other oh-euphemisms, especially oh noes.
pear: i struck a million dollars in the lottery today
apple: oh wows
by rottenapple December 13, 2007
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