captain smith: oh fuck!
alpha wing: bombs away!
guy at nagasaki: oh fuck!
stormtrooper: they are at the gates of berlin
hitler: Oh fuck!
Obi-wan: here comes Jar Jar again
Qui Gon: oh fuck!
Adam: *munch* wait a second... oh fuck...
Captain Adama: The Cylons look like us now.
Starbuck: Oh fuck!
Girlfriend: Honey I think its time we had sex.
Boyfriend: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fuck.
Teen 1: I heard Obama's goona legalize pot.
Teen 2: Oh fuck!
Parents: Oh fuck...
2) You secretly started dating your teacher and your parents ask you to bring them over so they can meet.
Parents: I expect you to bring your date home tonight, no excuses.
You: Oh fuck...