A very decorative yet regretfully bland fruit originating from asian countries such as vietnam.
Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.
Guy 1: "Hay look at this"
Guy 2: "What ?"
Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"
Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"
ember eades are generally nice peices of poo, with green bums.
ember eades mainly feed on donkey tails and frogs balls.
Look at that creature, by the way it acts, it looks like it must be an Ember Eade!
The best place in the world..the grass is green..the girls are.... Well prettier than most and if anyone tries to say that its not or if our national dress code is mocked... be sure to fear for your life!! It is described as "the best small country ever!!" the only reason it isnt the best country ever is due to the fact that we have a country sized tumor growing from "oor erse" (ass). That tumor my amigos.. Thats right is england!! Need i say anymore!!!
Examples of language used in Scotland!!
1. Cum ben the sittin room wee man
(come through to the living room small one)
2.we gittin fir oor tea maw??
(what are we having for dinner mother)
3.Dinnie gees any yir shite
(could you refrain from bullshiting please)
4. Yill beh cuvered in dug hair fae erse tae fuckin tit!!!
Oh my... you'll be covered in dog hair
A Nicole is a person who creative, unique and loves animals, except for dogs. Nicole's are usually chubby, awkward, quiet and love cheese. You can find them in Boots buying hand sanitiser (they are usually ocd).
Person 1: Hey, who's that one over there running away from that wee puppy?
Person 2: Oh, that's Nicole, she's terrified of cute little dogs, weird, right?!