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The inability to poop in an office or like environment. Most of us with "officepoopaphobia" prefer to get our poop on in the privacy of our own home. Some serious cases will leave work or school early "sick" in an effort to avoid pooping at the office.
I am unable to poop at work because I suffer from "officepoopaphobia."
by Mix Master Misty April 27, 2010