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A hygienic disorder experienced by many white collar males in the general area of their dick. Symptoms include unpleasant odor, excessive perspiration, and temporary ball-to-leg adhesiveness. Office dick most often occurs after 10 or more hours in an office chair with the dick slightly compressed by business casual attire.
“Sarah and Tom are so happy together, she gives him blowjobs even when he has office dick”
by Office Sadness August 28, 2011
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