The most meth-infested town in existence. This town has actually been proven to have the most meth per capita of any other city or town in the world. They wrote a book about it. Oelwein is filled with Nascar-watching, imbred, wife-beating dumbasses that have many cars on their lawns. The most popular pastime here is of course, gacking out on tweak.
Jim: "Hey dude have you been to Oelwein, Iowa lately?"
Steve: "Yeah, last time I was there I saw some rednecks tweaking and beating their wives/sisters while watching Nascar."
Jim: "Sounds like the same shithole I remember"