Top Definition
- noun

1. Language: some primative civilizations use the phrase "Oehlberg" to refer to all nouns, similar to the inhabitants of the world "Marklar" in the South Park episode "Starvin' Marvin in Space."
2. a male with a larger than average penis, most common with great apes or whales.
3. a very low score in a competition.
- verb (used with object)
1. to discuss off-topic matters.
2. to laugh at one's own jokes.
- Noun
1. I hit my oehlbeg on an oehlberg and now I'm late for my oehlberg.
3. "How did you do in the game?" "I got an oehlberg."
- verb
1. I was trying to talk about the Afgan war, but she kept oehlberging.
2. I wanted to oehlberg, but you can't do that as a comedian.
by My Pseudonym 2010 October 07, 2010

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