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The only gnome known to have the largest penises growing from atop its head, thus making it the leader of SnookerDoodles' army of grotesque gnomes. Armed with charming wit, a wicked temper and the most foul smelling-acid-like smeg it can devour beavers in a blink of an eye.
I R Odobenus^Rosmarus *spit*
by SnookerDoodles March 18, 2004

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