1. A large port-city in Ukraine, located on the Black sea. Has borders with Romania, Moldova, and a sea-boder with Turkey.
2. The cultural capital of Eastern Europe.
3. The crime capital of Eastern Europe.
4. Probably the only city in the world where thievery and deception are not only seen as normal jobs, but actually seen as kinds of art.
5. A city where presumably 40% of the population are Jews, though they would not admit it.
6. Half of the Russian humor books' stories takes place in this city.
7. Some of the greatest theives and robbers of all times grew-up in this city.
8. A city, whose criminals could probably buy the police of the city if they wanted to, but they shouldn't since the police respects them.
9. A city that before the Revolution was tax-free, and was a center of attention for tourists, merchants, and cultural experts from all around Europe, but under the Soviet government lots it's beauty and livliness. Hopefully will rise again in the future and regain its' greatness.
10. If you visit the city, and by the time you return nothing was stolen from you, or you still have more than half the money you came with, nobody will believe you you was in Odessa.
Ah, Odessa... The pearl of the seas.
Odessa, located in Ukraine. According to the people who were born there, the city is the capital of the world. And since the world doesnt know it yet, the many odessits immigrated to other countries to spread the word.
Pirogi is the wrong name given by Polish people to Ukrainian vareniki. So now you know. (: The best Ukrainian food can be found in Odessa.
A sexy yet modest young woman with big ass tits and an ass. Really sexual and people love her. Usually used to describe a good friend who is gorgeous. Has luck with boys and makes a lot of ugly girls jealous.
Girl 1: omg look at her!
Girl 2: she's a total odessa..i wish i looked like her
Boy 1: holy fuck that girl is hot
Boy 2: i'd tap that...she's an odessa. totally sexy.
A unit of measurement equal to 100 standard pounds. Often used in reference to the weight of humans, giving perspective to their corpulence. The unit is used primarily by emergency medical service personnel.
That fat 9 year old must way 1.2 Odessas.
That leviathan of a woman was a full 3.8 Od.s.
A little shit hole town in west texas. Full of oil field people, farmers, hoes. Commonly refered to as slowdeatha, hoedessa, and town that sucks the life right out of you!
It is a common past time to sit and watch the weather, only if its not raining mud of course.
Hoe* I'm pregnant.
Stupid oil field guy* is it mine?
Hoe* I don't know, I live in Odessa so I'm a slut.
Stupid oil field guys dad* shit it could be mine!
1: the fourth largest city in Ukraine
2: Organisation Der Ehemaligen SS-Angehörigen
(Organistion of former SS members)
ODESSA helped Nazi's fleeing to South America
1: let's go to Odessa, and get robbed
2: Wiesenthal was after my nazi-ass, but ODESSA helped me out.
My friend with no ass and pretty hair. She is very short and she is a skank. She also owns bikini socks.
Hey Odessa! Why do you be so short?