a goofy looking juke in which the arms are waved in an octopus like motion.
corner back: you aint going nowhere!
wide receiver: bring it bitch!
wide reviver: *octopus juke*
corner back: what the fuck????
A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.
Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.
Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!
Tentacle Rape Porn. A form of Japanese erotica in which tentacled creatures (octopuses, squids, etc.) have sex with people.
"Dude, I saw some awesome TRP on the internet last night."
"I prefer to fuck people, not squids, ok?"
a) Russian Canadian French Viking Princess, often confused with tacos and octopi
b) Spazmatic Lesbian
c) Lucifer in the religion of "Comeauisism"
e) Male character from Fooly Cooly; strange things emerge from his skull...a trait shared with relative lesbian Takuns
Fuck man, she was on me like a Takun. Srsly.
Citizens who live inside a big bubble between Canada and Mexico.more...
Americans makes up less than 5% of the worlds population yet 95% of the worlds ignorance and arrogance.
Traits and habits-
Calling themselves the only Americans despite the fact that ALL people living on the CONTINENT of America are Americans.
Calling things by their brand names rather than the name of the actual object or item.
Putting their country first in every online list despite the fact the United States starts with a U and the lists are in alphabetical order.
Putting an American flag next to 'English' for language selection incase they forget what language they speak.
Making fun of the metric system, despite the fact that they are one of only three countries who are yet to start using it. The rest of the world has been using it for over 50 years.
Killing each other is also a favourite pastime. More Americans are murdered by other Americans every year than all the American casualties of every war the world has ever seen. Pretty sad statistic.
Not all Americans are fat and stupid, and not all the world are anti-American. We just dont like arrogant ignorant idiots. It just so happens that The United States is always represented by arrogant ignorant idiots.
All the Americans who give a thumbs up are the exception to the rule who can actually think for themselves and can hopefully start representing their country in a better light.
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The coolest band around.
"I Leave It To Kait."
"Fuck you! That's who!"
An ass grabby boss, higher up, shot caller, or well networked individual who assumes any pretty women in a cute outfit wants to fuck him in exchange for jobs, access, or free pizza.
I'd wear my Louboutin's to my performance review, but I don't want my boss to go Herman Cain on my ass so I'll wear pants and clogs instead.