Ocean Hippies are "Surfer Hipsters" that have been adopted into regular society by means of genetic dilution, natural selection, changes in popular culture, and migration from coastal regions. Typically caucasian male between the ages of 12-30. It is neither surfer or hippy; as it does not need to be vegetarian or require a constant supply of narcotics to sustain life. but it is a very close relative on the hierarchy. Ocean hippies typically do not relize the absence of the ocean until late into their maturity, but by then the genes have stabilized. Generally imaginitive creatures. Studies have shown constant smiling to be a common trait. Capable of reciting some information and responding to conversation. (-*this is not to be confused for actual intelligence as the O.H. does not know what it is saying and will have no recollection of the event). Useally seen walking around alone almost in a daze, attempting to find things to keep its attention active. To the un-trained eye some would think it to be independant and have individulist tendancies, but infact the specimen is un-aware of its surroundings. It may also beleive itself to be contributing to society when in reality it is a danger to itself and to the people around it, both physically and influentially. The possibility of having this personality charactistic become a fad amung north american popular culture would have devastating effects on the economy.
My friend Cody Listoe is an Ocean Hippy
by Maverick Aegis November 24, 2010