A place people move to for their dreams to die
Me at 11: Yay! We're moving to Florida!
Me at 16: Why the fuck did I move to Ocala...
by OcalaSucks February 14, 2016
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A city in Florida where if you aren’t a horse you are the minority .
You: do you know the nearest market in Ocala ?
Ocala native : NEIGHHHH
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If the world had a butt hole this would be it
Police: What are you doin?
kid: Nothin, this is Ocala
Police: You're under arrest
by webdawg352 August 29, 2011
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A town that every teen says they're going to leave but never do. It's like fly paper, you only want to rest a short while but get stuck there forever. Only the smart ones get out straight out of high school, if you don't you're STUCK. Also known as slOcala a place where there is NOTHING to do
What is there to do in Ocala tonight oh right ..... NOTHING

Dude when I'm old enough I'm getting the hell out of Ocala.... 20 years later married, kids, living in Ocala
by cherestalb January 10, 2013
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Ocala...also known as slowcala.

Wanna go to the mall, which one? not a hard choice..we only have one...
How about the movies...I think we have two?
Anything else....Well there is easy street if ur 8 and zanzabar if you are over 21...inbetween that..mhm well good luck finding something to do

Ocala is waste of space between orlando and gainsville. They should have just skipped ocala and combined gainsville and orlando and just call it olanville. Forget the city inbetween.

Ocala is the horse capital of the world...Which means all we have to offer are horses, horse farms and old people that seem to like to retire in this town because nothing ever happens. And they can drive 30 miles and hour in a 50 and not get yelled at.

Ocala- If U dont move out of ocala as soon as you graduate high school, you will never get out. Ocala traps people.
ocala- shitty town for anyone in the teens and twenties
by FeverFavorFlea December 3, 2010
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Mid sized city in the heart of North Central Florida, with metro population of over 300,000 people, and a core city population of more than 50,000 people.

Rated 15th for fastest growing metro in the U.S.
A Diverse city, with many cultures including the majority Puerto rican area Called "Marion Oaks", and the Majority Jamaican area Called "The Shores"

thought to many to be a mini Orlando, due to Ocala getting the flow over from the many people moving to Orlando.

Some fuck boys call Ocala "SlowCala" they are all Homosexuals, and have anal sex with one another.

A city with ambition, and a bright future.
(Fuck boy who dont like Ocala): "Man SlowCala is wack"
(Guy who reps Ocala) : Batch this Ocala fuck boy, say it again i bet i beat yo pussy ass
by Tha Chief April 18, 2006
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Why the hell would you search for "Ocala," bitch?
by Agra April 2, 2004
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