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15.
Very possibly the best video game in the history of mankind, existence and the universe. If you haven't heard of this game you don't use your brain, you probably use your arse; or worse you are a poet. If you do not know of Oblivion a secret organisation whose name I cannot expose will come around to your place of residence and feed your balls to the dogs of hell or spray insect repellent in your eyes or insert spasm juice into your blood stream.

And if you have heard of it you are blessed by the Infinite Power Of Christ.

So you are either chosen by the messiah or you have a death wish.
Superman: Dude, Oblivion Rocks!!

Jesus: Oh yeah man.

A Spasm ridden Leper: Whats Oblivion Dudes?

Superman: Lol... Wait you serious?

Jesus:Oh lord, give me strength, give me strength to kick this noobs ass!
by qsefthuko August 01, 2009
 
16.
the best game ever. hands down.
its just amazing. oblivion made me want to play a game that made me feel like a nerd. i will buy any game bethesda produces, solely because of how awesome this game was.
by cmxx05 December 19, 2009
 
17.
"There will come a time when all of us are dead. All of us. There will come a time when there are no human beings remaining to remember that anyone ever existed or that our species ever did anything. There will be no one left to remember Aristotle or Cleopatra, let alone you. Everything that we did and built and wrote and thought and discovered will be forgotten and all of this will have been for naught. Maybe that time is coming soon a nd maybe it is millions of years away, but even if we survive the collapse of our sun, we will not survive forever. There was time before organisms experienced consciousness, and there will be time after. And if the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it. God knows that's what everyone else does."
"I fear oblivion. I fear it like the proverbial blind man whos afraid of the dark." -Augustus Waters
by TypicalWhiteFangirl July 03, 2014
 
18.
Something inevitable. We will all die one day and there will be no one to remember us. In a book, a man was afraid of oblivion, that no one would remember him when he dies. It is the state of being forgotten.
Augustus Waters is afraid of oblivion.
by Tfios fanatic June 15, 2014
 
19.
Very possibly the best video game in the history of mankind, existence and the universe. If you haven't heard of this game you don't use your brain, you probably use your arse; or worse you are a poet. If you do not know of Oblivion a secret organisation whose name I cannot expose will come around to your place of residence and feed your balls to the dogs of hell or spray insect repellent in your eyes or insert spasm juice into your blood stream.

And if you have heard of it you are blessed by the Infinite Power Of Christ.

So you are either chosen by the messiah or you have a death wish.
Superman: Dude, Oblivion Rocks!!

Jesus: Oh yeah man.

A Spasm ridden Leper: Whats Oblivion Dudes?

Superman: Lol... Wait you serious?

Jesus:Oh lord, give me strength, give me strength to kick this noobs ass!
by The Stranger That Saved Your L August 01, 2009
 
20.
n. The greatest Joint the world has ever seen. Made from a Rooster's plant, it's remains were buried beneath a white cross, beside the rolling stone, in a secret garden infested with gremlins. May it rest in peace.
guy #1 "hey man you remember when we smoked oblivion?"
guy #3 "hell yeah!"
guy number #2 to guy #3 "YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"
by draykfyre August 24, 2010
 
21.
A total state of confusion a social disconnection.
A game that one day you will start, the next, its 2 years later.
Side effects may include loss of weight, socially disabled, Anal Leakage, Skin becomes pale, Shitting and pissing into a bottle, Oilly discharge, Eating roman noodles every night, withdrawal, loss of sex drive, Excessive masterbation, Destruction of your mind, and finally it may (although rare) cause you to find fat people attractive.
When I played Oblivion, I felt compelled to masterbate.

Man, I thought Rosie O'Donnell was hot when I played Oblivion.

by Edward Beck April 28, 2007