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When someone is so drunk that they lose all ability to read or write. Most commonly in the form of unreadable text messages.
John: "i waxqrt tiop eserr typou ytoniuhgt"
Sarah "Oh wow, looks like John's birthday is going great so far, its not even noon and he's already obliterit"
by Shmontag January 19, 2012