Unfavourable obituary. Hatchet job on someone who has recently expired.
In her obitchuary we read that her much vaunted beauty was known to her inner circle to be only the result of extensive plastic surgery.
An obitchuary is a term used to describe a place where the local residents will most likely harm the prostitutes working under a pimp(s), hurting business.
1. To the poorer, more ghetto pimps, the word is to threaten or scare the prostitutes working under them. A common phrase found in the ghetto is "sendin' a bitch to the obitchuary".
2. To the more wealthy, high-class pimps, the term is mostly used as a geological term used to describe and figure out where the safest and most profitable areas are in town, and where the most dangerous & unprofitable places as well.
Both meanings carry a negative connotation
Poor pimp: Hey yo bitch, don't make me send you to da 'bitchuary, ya hear?
Prostitute: Sorry daddy
Poor pimp: That's right, bitch. Now go out and make me more money!
Rich pimp #1: Do you think we should send out some girls out into the Tower District after midnight to increase profits?
Rich pimp #2: Nah, brotha. The Tower District turns into an obitchuary after 1 A.M.
The common newspaper column that women utilize to write in and complain about the oblivious/incompetent/chauvinistic men in their lives. (Seldom read by the men, incidentally --- ignorance is bliss, and they don’t want to be overly depressed.)
Petulant girl: My boyfriend is being a total dink --- I think I'll write in to the obitchuary, to see what the other chicks think about it.