|1.||Obi Wang Kenobi|
When a man of great force has an unspeakably large penis, also referred to as a lightsaber. If his lightsaber is red he throbs with sexual intent and pain due to his anal discretions a. When "Obi Wang" pulls out his lightsaber all who encounter it fall to their knees. Obi Wang is a great master of sexual discretions and how to woo all animals and people in existence. The force is truly with this one.
What's wrong with Obi Wang Kenobi" "His lightsaber was glowing red, we fear he turned to the dark side of the body