The college is particularly celebrated for its conservatory and its activist student body.
Significant events in the town's history include the Wellington Rescue.
Students are characterized by efficiency in everything they do, from studying to partying to developing anxiety disorders. They resort to online services such as facebook to make up for their ackward social skills. After graduation they become lovable teddy bears with vicious political goals.
Arggghh. We be the blasted pirate bears of Oberlin, hand over all your blueberries and nobody gets a nugy.
Someone: "I think so but i can't remember"
Oberlin member: " Right on!"