Severe vomiting and weight loss caused by Barack Obama winning the presidential election.
Patient: "I started throwing up on November 4th and haven't stopped since."
Doctor: "It appears that you're suffering from Obamarexia. Unfortunately, it could last as long as 8 years but it will eventually end."
1. The uncontrollable urge to vomit every time you hear Barack Obama speak.
2. Vomiting caused by listening to Obama Kool-Aid drinkers talk about their "leader".
3. Using Obama rallies to cause vomiting after eating (similar to a dog eating grass to cause them to vomit when they are sick).
I suffered a violent case of Obamarexia after watching the debate last night.