a clueless, parasitic boot lip leeching off the taxpayers...
Here comes the neighborhood obama, bastard hasn't worked a real job a day in his life...
by juandos February 28, 2008
The winner of "President Idol" and the Main character in "President Evil - The world on one mans shoulders"
Respected for his skin colour and not his intelligence, Obama has on some occasions appeared in the senate though its been speculated he got lost while looking for the bathroom and just so happened to stumble in there during session.

If americans had any sense they would have voted for Dumbledoor for present and thats perfectly legal considering nither of them are american citizens.
And the winner is... Obama!
WERE ALL SAVED!
by Searchlights. April 16, 2010
A dude who won the elections cause he's black ._. & Because he has no experience.? Im starting to think WE'RE craziier then he is for VOTING FOR HIM <- in the first place. Annd he also won because SINCE YUR FRIENDS ARE VOTING FOR HIM . YOU DONT WANT TO STAND OUT. CAUSE THEN THEIR GONA BETCH AT YU LIKE NO TOMORROW. SO YU SAYY '' OBAMA!! '' WELL GUESS WHAT? A VOTE FOR OBAMA IS A VOTE FOR BALD GUYS! WE WANT HAIR! WE WANT HAIR! NOW TELL ME AMERICA! Half of the people are voting for him cause he's black . I THOUGHT WE'RE SUPPOSE TO STOP RACISM . NOT SUPPORT IT ._.! We're already racist when it comes to bathrooms.

''NOE THATS THE BATHROOM FOR GUYS! IM A GIRL! ''

well hunny if yu dun wanna piss yurself yu better go in there. xD !

I'm Danii n_n And iApprove this message. And if yur taking this shet seriouslii then go skrew yurself (:
Q: ''So who yu voted for?''

A: '' Obamaa! ''

._. Do yu noe wuht that means?

ONE.
BIG.
ASS.
MISTAKE.
AMERICA!
by Queen of all fruits July 09, 2009
He who is untouchable by all republicans and/or dissenters. He has an army of drones(commonly reffered to as democrats) who will call anyone racist if they dare speak negatively of the great and merciful Obama. claims he wants to unite Americans while simultaeneously telling them that the Republicans are their enemy. the most arrogant liberal president we've ever had. He also holds a deep seeded belief that terrorists should be able to bomb the shit out of us, illegal aliens should come on over and gun down innocent people, and noone should be able to think otherwise. Calls Fox news destructive for disagreeing.
Man 1:" i hope obama knows that this health care isnt gonna work"

Man 2:" you son of a bitch. why do you hate black people so much?!"

Man 1:" what? i dont hate black people at all, i just disagree with oba-"

Man 2:" NO! NO! YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE, AND WANT THEM TO BE SLAVES AGAIN!!!"

Man 1:" no, i just-"

Man 2:" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Man 3:" dude, chill."

Man 2:" you too! youre all racist! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
by mister t(mister truth) October 31, 2010
One Big Ass Mistake America
Wow thats defanitly obama, no wait thats a zoo monkey.
by Shitmynameisalreadyinuse December 16, 2009
Verb; to free-style or, to come off the top of the head with phrase-ology that wow's anyone within an earshot illustrating a superior level of baller-ness.

This was birthed from the mystical powers of America's front running Democratic majority leader at this time; His ability to leave masses stunned in awe from his lyrical genius.

RELATED FORMS : OBAMA'D, OBAMATION
A sixth grade student finishes a speech in class, walks back to her seat among the resounding sound of applause. Her classmate leans over and boisterously states:
OH SHIT, SON; YOU OBAMA'D THAT SHIT!
by QUAY March 01, 2008
a normal man that happens to be President of the United States of America
"Did you hear Obama can save America with his mind bullets?" No, that is stupid. Obama can only give candy to small children with his mind bullets.
by Xeptionfortheman August 30, 2010

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