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Someone who is awkward all the time. You feel like you can't even talk to them because they are always slow and they dont talk to you because they deep down hate life. You sometimes feel like you could have a strong bond with this person if they didnt make you feel like shit with there awkwardness.
I couldn't even talk to John yesterday because he was being so oaty.

When i was fucking Sam, she was being so Oaty, she was just laying there. It sucked, I feel like shit now.
by Malese December 08, 2008

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