Receiving oral sex from someone while on the toilet, while you take a nasty dump, jizzing in the toilet, and taking the person by the back of their head and putting it in the toilet. Proceeding to then flush the toilet.
Dude, me and my boy gave maria's mom the biggest oatmeal creme pie last night.
by Cr@zy Edd!e January 04, 2010
Vomiting in a vagina after cum has been deposited, then squeezing the lips together, resembling the familiar Little Debbie Snack, Oatmeal Creme Pie.
I was so drunk I Oatmeal Creme Pie'd that chick last night.
by BonerJamz1310 September 08, 2010
Scissoring a creme pie onto another woman's anus.
Yo, bro. The other night I was deliverig a pizza and it was my last run of the night. The hot blonde bitch with big titties opened the door and offered me another form of payment. Although she had no USD, she was interested in my US. D. After I went inside the home, her bangin' red head friend was there and I watched them begin to get funky. And then it happened, I'm bangin' and I busted. She told me to sit back and watch some freaky, special shit. She then obtained her legs with the other female and pushed my cum onto her asshole. I proceeded to bust in my own belly button after already jizziming. That's how I learned what a oatmeal creme pie was.
by NeviMoon June 17, 2016