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uh, its a COOKIE made from OATMEAL. its not sex, or sodomy or anything like that you fucking fags!
i had a delicious oatmeal cookie from my cookie jar this morning.
by gunslingergervy_c_e July 26, 2006
The act of ingesting scat with a spoon while pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner.
I had the house all to myself last night, so I had the best oatmeal cookie of my life!
by BuddhaDave April 10, 2006