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Oakville is a place where white kids wanna be black and black kids wanna be white. The upper class wants to be in a Abercombie commercial, and the girls are wannabee models. Not to include the "high class" twits who suck they're parents money away and will probably not move out til they are 30. Not only that but they're parents will probably have to make the downpayment.
Life is rough when you come from the mean streets of oakville....right....fags
Mom: Son would you like a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich
Billy: Sure Ma, that would be great.
Mom: You know your 32 and unemployed maybe its time to get a job? or maybe your own place?
Billy: Well mom i'm really trying to focus on beating Donky Kong this summer and going to Sharkeys
Mom: Well okay, do you want animal crackers with your sandwhich
Billy: Do I ever....OAKVILLE
by GunShow21 September 14, 2005
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Most fucked up pussiest place in the world. Filled with white fucking "hollister" faggets
Oakville fagget: Im so gangster with my sk8board

Sauga PERSON: yo...your a fucking fag

Oakville fagget: Wanna fight me you looser

Mississauga PERSON: Shut the fuck up..

Oakville fagget: Geez...don't be so mean
by Saugaaaaaa September 05, 2008
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Oakville is full of white RICH skater fags that are soft as hell. There is absolutely no diversity in oakville...If there are any "black" people to be seen they are all corrupted into being skaters. Now some people that are new to oakville..like people from Mississauga and Toronto are the HARDEST people in the whole of oakville. These certain people have lived in a real world and realize how fucking boring oakville is. Now for those of you who do not know what the word "Hard" and "bitch" means...Please look it up...I tried to make this definition as Oakvillish as possible. Hope you had a good laugh :D
oakville person: Hey dude lets go skate

Sauga person: nah FUCK THAT PUSSY.
by Too real September 05, 2008
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a rich city with rich ppl, also filling up with "binders" it doesnt matter if we speak english or not, we are rich and taking over, ass
white boy - you brown ppl are crowding up my town

brown person - kiss my ass before i slap u with my wallet
by punjabi27 August 23, 2005
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Pussies that think just cuz they're rich little bitches that they can handle shit. When in reality everyone one in a NORMAL area such as Mississauga and Toronto and any where other then oakville..Knows that they can shove their skate boards up their asses any day. So unless you faggets wanna make something of this then reach sauga...and act all oakvillish...you'll see how much fun you'll have...OH and bring your lexus too...It'll look sick in a new paint job :D
by Fuck oakville September 05, 2008
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Making this cuz all the other definitions are legit 10 yrs old.

Oakville is a rich suburb outside toronto bordering sauga. Most people are wealthy af, kids wear true religion, polo tommy and ovo. Some rich white kids even flex designer. Everyone tries to act black bur theyre all wiggers. Everyone tries to act gangsta and shit but live in the wealthiest town in canada. Legit everyone smokes loud and theres parties every weekend that get baited by police that have nothing else to do. Is acc pre lit even tho its filled with wastes and fake ass people
ht kid: lets go smoke weed and crash at the party tn
Appleby kid: my dad didnt give me enough money for a hermes belt so i had to but a louis v
White oaks: who tf goes there
Iriqouis kids: they all look sketchy af and do bare drugs
Sta: Oakvilles homosexual school
by Nizeeeeeitfam November 27, 2016
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