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Person 1: Hey man, do you want to go to Oakville?
Person 2: Fuck yourself, Oakville sucks.
by Madore99 December 30, 2010
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An upperclass neighbourhood reflected in luxury cars, nice houses and expensive clothing.

Its not a crime to spend money, if your family has money to burn. We're just raised better.
Oakville Kid 1 - My family paid over $200,000 in taxes last year

Oakville Kid 2 - I know what you mean, but we love Oakville

Oakville Kid 1 - Yeah man, tru.
by Oakville Kid 12 November 09, 2007
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Home of some of the biggest punks, thieves and liars in the world. If you call working hard being a white collar criminal(which most of you are), Then you are in the hardest working town in Ontario.Oakville used to be good until about 2001, thats when all the sprawl and dumb rich kids moved in. Now it also full of wannbes and never has beens, especially north of Upper Middle. I know all this because I live here.
Oakville kid : I wanna be rich like Conrad Black someday!

Toronto kid: (rolls eyes) OK.
by oakville blows chunks February 14, 2009
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Oakville is my home and while I go to school with some of the richest kids in this town, not everyone is like that. I love the O.C. and the majority of my wardrobe is abercrombie, but I don't live on lakeshore, I live in clearview, oh I'm sorry "the heights". My mom drives a mini-van not a mercedes, through my friends parents, and some of my friends do. Everyone loves starbucks, it's not just an Oakville thing; and we have a serious drug problem here. I go to OT and some of the stereotypes are true, but not all of them. The only people who say chate are the popular guys in my class who think it's cool, it's not. People need to calm down about Oakville if you live here great, if you don't get over it.
Oakville kid: OMG I loveeeee being soooo rich!
Missisauga kid: I wish i lived in oakville
Me: Oakville is just fine, calm down
by oakvillian January 17, 2013
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a town/city that is filled with lots of cokeheads- they all have loads of $$ and dont have anything better to do...there are lots of stay at home moms and rich housewives that mooch off of their husbands...everybody gets everything...there are never money issues within anybody's home...fights between people include no weapons whatsoever- there are lots of wannabe models - everybody has louis vuitoon gucci prada...entertainment is usually house parties in massive homes...unlike people in mississauga who get stoned in people's small shity garages...- our taxes are welfare for the ppl in mississauga- the guys here are obssessed with the slutty burlington girls ...our education is tougher but better. our life does not revolve around stupid mmto and t dot wire bullshit and club108 is dirt ... and yea...everybody is obssessed with the OC and guys love poker.the ghetto here is kerr street which is nowhere close to the ghettos of mississauga which are basically dumps...the buses here suck but it doesnt matter because everybody has their nice cars...the guys here look older and more mature and hotter unlike the imature guys from mississauga...overall....life in oakville is a lot better if you could afford it.oakville consists of bush parties every night over the summer...everybodys got pools, hot tubs and awesome basements
overall, there is less violence, more perfection, more success, and more fun.
it is a successful way to run away from that filth that lives down in mississauga
guy 1: yo man im madd bored
guy 2: lets snort some coke and go to that bush party
guy 1: truu, let me get my lexus

-typical conversation that happens in Oakville on a friday night-
by secret12 March 01, 2006
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Some of the biggest punks and morons live here. They have managed to ruin what was once a great small town and turn it into a cesspool of coporate criminals(this is refered to as "working hard".) Stay away from the north, the absolute worst area. And avoid the, rich, snotty, moronic kids with no respect. or which ever part of the rich side of Toronto where they came from.

Missisauga kid: Man, I wish I lived in Oakville, but I don't, so I'll just diss it and pretend I'm glad I don't live there.
Oakville kid: Shut up and get a life.

(This is an example of what a stupid bubble kid with no concept of reality would write.)



I know all this because I live here, and I cannot wait to get the hell out.
"Oakville." kid: I wanna be rich like Conrad Black someday!
Toronto Kid: Get Lost.
Hamilton Kid: Get a job and contribute to society for once in your life.

This is a typical conversation with a Oakville kid

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Home of would-bes, has-beens, and general know-nothing-know-it-alls. Nothing really distinguishes Oakville from any other small suburb outside Toronto except the fact that it is generally regarded as one of the wealthiest towns in Canada. Big deal. Who really gives a shit where you're from. So why all the fighting guys? Can't we just all get along? Don't be a slave to the fatal suburban coma. Expand.
Joker: Oakville what!!
Batman: Unbelievable.
Robin: Holy Crap Batman! Joker's representin'!
Batman: No Robin. He's simply under the 'suburban spell'. He'll be dead from boredom in no time, just wait.
Joker: Chate!!!
by Mx master Mike September 04, 2007
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