Oakville

A town in southern Ontario just outside of Toronto bordering Mississauga. One of the richest towns in Canada. The Oakville 'ghetto' is Kerr Street a street which is no whwere close to being low income.

The town consists of:
* wanna-be-think-they-are-hard-wigger white boys.
* Abercrombie/A & F white boy and girl all american wannabes.
* House parties every weekend

The most common word is chate

teacher: today is the last day of class and we have a one page essay to write
student: "THATS CHATE MISS"

oakvillian: "chate chate chate chate chate"

by Bored MOFO June 25, 2005

Oakville

Oakville is an awesome town that houses some of the coolest and also richest people in Canada. I'm sorry to hear that everyone enjoys writing definitions that contain incredible jealousy. You really don't know oakville kids and you're simply jealous of their good fortune, therefore you act like complete ignorant fools and insult us. Maybe if you took time out of your "horrible lives" you could get to know us. Also, if it wasn't for the tax payers of Oakville I seriously doubt that you'd be receiving your welfare checks each month.

Mississauga kid: f***ing oakville kids live in a big bubble
Oakville kid: get a job you dirty binder and stop critisizing us because your jealous of our parent's money
Mississauga kid: yo dog you got beef, youz a hater
Oakville kid: learn how to talk or get out of my country, I'm ashamed I pay taxes to keep you in school

by JPS123 May 30, 2005

Oakville

See Oakville

Also known as jokeville, Cokeville, smokeville, tokeville, oaktown, o town, o dizzle, civ

YO BOI, we need to seriously hit up the oaktown

by BMOUNZ April 30, 2005

Oakville

One of the richest cities in Canada, and most of us are really goddamn naive. SOME kids are all like "Yo biatch I don't take no shit fom yoo!" I tell those kids to get a life. No one really fights in OAkville. OAkville is a Suburbian area. We don't own yachts. HELL, I DON'T EVEN GET ALLOWANCE! We get a better education, we don't use guns, almost no one get murdered.

Missasauga Kid: Hey rich boi, don't go steppin' in mah city!
Me (oakville kid): GO fuck your self, you ghetto scumbag.
Missasauga Kid: Don't be hatin!
Me (oakville kid): Actually, considering the fact that you are WHITE, I'm not "Hatin", also, I'm not rich.

by Stephen J E November 27, 2005

Oakville

I grew up on the east side,
the oakville beaver side,
-11 degrees outside
I almost died
I know the streets, im on the inside
Dontchu worry you will feel my oakville pride,

you know that in the streets imma b your oakville guide,
Bow bow down,

Im from the oak town
Dontchu say that im a clown
I know you call it jokeville,
I got the dough cause this is cokeville,
Walking round w my sick flow,
cruising around in my 6 fo
Im a real OakV, gotta deal w the snow,
so dontchu ever talk shit bout oak, no.

Yo Dont mess with oakville kids

by QueenBee6 November 21, 2018

Oakville

Oakville is right on Lake Ontario in Ontario, Canada. My teachers tell me that we live in a bubble and that we don't know what the "real" world is like, but this is the world and this is real, just because we haven't expierenced a troubled neighborhood doesn't mean we aren't living in a reality. This is my life, and this is where i live. I'm well off and so is practically everyone else here. I only moved here 2 years ago from B.C. and yet I feel safer and I feel as if this is a good place to be. When we first moved here we lived in Missisauga waiting for our house to be moved out of, and to tell you the truth, it ins't much different besides a different area code, a larger population and fewer rich people. It doesn't make it any worse. Alot of people on here define Oakville as a place of ignorance and discriminating against poorer people. I dont do that, my friends don't do that, and my friends friends don't do that, so who exactly is doing it? Oakville is just a good place to be, where people who work hard are able to buy a house in a nice middle class safe community. I don't exactly know why people are "hatin'" us, or why they think that we are "hatin'" on them. We're lucky to live in this community and we appreciate it, we don't rub it in peoples faces. This is my life, this is where I live, I hope that my life is part of the "real" world, and I hope that you understand my defenition.

Dundas Road .. where on one side it is Oakville and the on the other side it is Missisauga

Oakville Kid - Let's go to Famous Players
Oakville Kid's Friend - Sure
Missisauga Kid - Let's go to Best Buy
Missisauga Kid's Friend - Sure

Can you tell if your which side of Dundas your from?

by OakvilleKidL6J June 23, 2006

Oakville

A town in Ontario, Canada.
Contrary to popular belief, no one says 'chate'. Stores like Aero, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, and Hollister are not 'cool', but for elementary schoolers. Since everyone has a rich daddy you should be wearing designer. You need at least one pair of Nikes or you ain't shit. You play hockey or basketball or you ain't shit.

Even though Oakville is a good half hour outside of Toronto, every white boy's Instagram bio will have a reference to 'the 6ix', Drake, or the Weeknd. Girls pretend to listen to rap and white boys brag about sex they don't have. Weed is the super popular and not even a surprise for someone under 16 to smoke it.

There are several high schools in Oakville, and it's very important which one you go to.
Holy Trinity-everyone smokes weed, everyone's violent, pretty wild party school.
St. Thomas Aquinas-everyone's smart as hell and open about it, lots of sluts, but not a big party school
Iroquois Ridge-literally the type of average high school you see on TV. Lots of annoying people but mostly normal kids
White Oaks-who goes to White Oaks?
Oakville Trafalger- WILD.

If you ever visit, stay away from Kerr Street.

"Man, Oakville sure got me feeling some type of way."

by yolk man May 24, 2015