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my hometown,packed with Chicanos and OGs riding their box chevys while the system plays any CD from Too $hort

the hometown of drug deals,prostitution,car jackings,hustlers,pimps,convicts,crime scene tape,chalk outlines,shell casings,and proud ass Raider fans

damn,i love oakland
oakland is the place to be!
by tha truth teller March 12, 2006
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My home town. Once, a beautiful city surrounding the jewel of Lake Merritt. It was the birthplace of Casper's Hot Dogs.

Now, it has been taken over by punks.

The birthplace of the Symbionese Liberation Army in 1973.

The birthplace of Ebonics. Sissified white liberals invented the term Ebonics to define and justify the ignorant mush-mouth jabbering of the Oakland black. The purpose, of course, was to keep Oakland blacks "in their place" by preventing them from getting higher education or a decent job. Blacks "in their place" vote for mush wimp liberals and entitlements.

The birthplace of the sideshow, in which thugs and punks take over one or more city blocks and show off their cars and kill any white paddies that wander into the area.

The city with the largest collection of Bull Dykes, Diesel Dykes, Butches, and Femmes per capita in the USA.

White Liberals love Oakland because it is the perfect example of what happens when dysfunctional Black Culture runs its course unimpeded. It has produced a desperately destructive environment. The heartbroken citizens there vote for white liberals so they can get entitlements. But White Liberals are too sissy to live in Oakland. Even Jerry Brown is leaving, along with the Oakland A's.
Ashurbanipal Jones went to Oakland to cut some honkies and see a sideshow. But on the way he got his sorry ass beat up by some Dykes on Bikes.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 19, 2006
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NOT just a gehtto. Do dare to enter. Oakland has tons of hella nice areas. Rockridge, Clarmont, Downtown, Uptown, Grand Ave., The Oakland hills, and North Oakland are all really awsome. The topagraphy is beautiful too and it is right next to Berkeley which is hella cool and right across
the bay from San Francisco. So when someone tells you that oakland is just a huge ghetto, they're wrong.
Me "Hey dude wana just chill out in Pleasanton."

Justus: "Hell no lets go to rockridge in oakland and bomb some hills and eat bagels."
by hayden mitchell April 07, 2008
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town that everyone disses but everyone is also too much of a fucking scared ass punk to say anything to anyone that is a fan of the raider nation. maybe because the silver and black will kick their lame ass.
<fag> man, oakland is a dump.
<raider fan> what was that?
<fag> shit, nothing.
by alt June 05, 2005
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The A City In The Bay Area.. It Is A Good City.. Home Of The Body Bags 41510 Connection fukers san francsico and oakland wayyyy better than tha bitch as 408
San Francisco And Oakland Are Really Gangsta.. And San Jose Is A Sissy City
by DUB S July 22, 2005
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A filthy, crime-ridden city in the San Francisco Bay Area. It has a very diverse population, African American being the largest demographic. As an Oakland native, I can tell you that there is quite a bit of racial tension. I pity the fool who stumbles onto the wrong street corner, especially if he/she is white.

But don't worry! You're safe as long as you're smart (i.e. don't whip out your iPod out in the middle of the street). And lucky.

And if you're really going to pussy out, you can always go into one of the few rich white neighborhoods in the hills. You probably won't get shot there. Probably.

This place is great for the typical pot smoker. Cops don't give a fuck as long as they have murder cases and senseless riots to keep them busy. (Woohoo! Public intoxication!) I wouldn't know, but judging by all the crackheads one could probably get away with a lot harder drugs, too.
Dude #1: Yo, breh. Let's hit tha town (a.k.a. Oakland) an smoke them grapes before the sideshow.

Dude #2: Fo sho.
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A wonderful city on the east shore of San Francisco Bay. It is known for its fine weather, Lake Merritt, its beautiful hills, and its sideshows.
Oakland is my home town. It is also home to 10,000 sideshow clowns.
by Sneaky Snyde June 01, 2005
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