Oaf
1. A stupid, fat, clumsey individual who has no cordination and no real intelligence: Benson Lo;

2. A 1337 robot from woburn C.I that rocked all who faced it in the Eastern Canada Robotics Competition.
1. "That oaf benson, he's burning something."
"That oaf benson, he's stealing something."
"That oaf benson, he's......doing something!"

2. "The oaf.... it owns.....period."
by crazycloyster November 16, 2003
Oaf
An oaf is someone who is slow witted, clumsy and unintelligent
Greg go stop being an oaf and try to get more than 6 GCSE's
by Oafy February 25, 2015
Oaf
1. A stupid person like Dan Snyder, owner of the Washington NFL Franchise who refuses to change the racist name of the team, Redskins.

2. An acronym for the Original Americans Foundation which was created by Dan Snyder, owner of the Washington NFL Franchise.
Dan Snyder created a charity called Oaf, which also perfectly describes him.
by Olbermann August 14, 2014
Old has fuck.
Dude, that bike of yours is O.A.F!
by jak3b12 September 21, 2009
Oaf
A mispronunciation of Oath by District Attorney Kym L. Worthy from Detroit during the reading of charges against Mayor Kilpatrick and Christene Beatty.
A person of whom an oaf was required by law.
by Bplumeau March 24, 2008
oaf
acronym for "only a friend" - a guy who will do just about anything with an attractive woman, short of anything sexual.

hence, his status of being "only a friend".
"...oh you mean that hot babe talking with Dave over there? don't worry dude,they're not a couple. you can still try to score with her....he's just an oaf!"
by Robbie May 14, 2005
Oaf
Mentally challenged human or orangutan, out-cast by their abnormally large manboobs and incredibly low brain-nut.
"HALO I M TEH BESTSED PPL IN DA WERLD!1 I LIV IN MA LARG MANSHUN N I M DA MOST POPULA GURL IN SKEWL!11" - the Female Oaf, found in its natural habitat... AOL.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

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