A large, clumsy, slow witted buffoon. One that acts oaffishly.
You fucking oaf!
(n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small penis. Competes in sports while using simplified language such as 'Gareth throw discus'. Oafs have big skulls and limited intelligence. Slow witted and plodding in speech.
Gareth the oaf crashed his bike into a ditch and broke his leg.
GAREF FRO DISCUS!!!!
A clumsy awkward stupid person
That homo Ronnie is such an oaf.
A large, clumsy, dim-witted individual who tends to break things.
Tony: Oren sat on my lawn chair and it broke into a million pieces.
Nick: Damn! What an oaf!
1. A stupid, fat, clumsey individual who has no cordination and no real intelligence: Benson Lo;
2. A 1337 robot from woburn C.I that rocked all who faced it in the Eastern Canada Robotics Competition.
1. "That oaf benson, he's burning something."
"That oaf benson, he's stealing something."
"That oaf benson, he's......doing something!"
2. "The oaf.... it owns.....period."
Mentally challenged human or orangutan, out-cast by their abnormally large manboobs and incredibly low brain-nut.
"HALO I M TEH BESTSED PPL IN DA WERLD!1 I LIV IN MA LARG MANSHUN N I M DA MOST POPULA GURL IN SKEWL!11" - the Female Oaf, found in its natural habitat... AOL.
An acronym for 'Old as fuck' - Pronounced as spelled.
Used to describe an old person, also usually a luddite.
Damn - Your dad had to call you from his house phone to ask you how to send a txt on his cell phone? He must be OAF!