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1.
OZZED: verb// when you defecate or soil your pants when driving
James OZZED his pants on the way to the concert.
by jasonjeepyj August 13, 2010
 
2.
When an individual has consumed too much alcohol and proceeds to puke down the side of a car, in the middle of a casino, inside a car, in a house, or anywhere that puking is permitted.
"I got wasted on Jager last night and ozzed all over the side of my friend's car."
by sneauxbunnie December 14, 2011