Oh My Scott.
An alternative to "Oh My God" or "OMG" for people who place their highest authority with Scott, not God.
Popular with atheists who have good taste in music.
Reference to Scott Weiland, lead singer of the bands Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver.
OMS, there are STP tickets on sale!!
Oh my science!
While most people will say "Oh my God," due to God being their highest authority, those who do not believe in God should say "Oh my science," as it is the highest authority.
Oh my science! I have been touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly apendage!
Or on the internet...
OMS! i have been touched by FSM!
Means "On My Soul" as in putting something on your life. kinda like a Sacrifice
"People better stop playin wit me OMS."
"OMS she a fuckin Lame."
"Thats crazy Oms!"
"OMS that was funny af."
oh my science. something said by atheists, inspired by south park.
south park is fuckin bad ass son
so are atheists. oms
Acronym for "Oh My Swift!" generally used by the millions of awesome Swifties worldwide in praise of The Fearless One, Taylor Swift. Similar to the over-rated and over-used OMG, but more.. FEARLESS. Usually used to express great joy, happiness and all the awesomeness of being a Swifty.
OMS! Her dress is so sexy!
Oh my stars!
Samantha Stevens: "OMS! Aunt Clara that spell went awry!" Darrin: "SAMANTHAAAAAAA!"
Oh my strawberries usually, used from valley girls who have to much time on their hands or preppies
O.M.S. did you just see the New Moon trailor.
OMS is an acronym for “old man syndrome”. If you can’t remember what you ate in the last few hours or even in the last few minutes then you suffer from OMS. Some signs of OMS are:
1) Accidental pooping
2) Accidental pooping on someone else
3) Random yelling
4) Saying “what” all of the time when someone asks a question
5) Wearing a cell phone belt clip
6) Thinking that a coin purse is a useful item to carry around.
7) Hating everything, literally peeing hatereade.
8) Forgetting everything
9) I forget what I am typing about…..
bob pissed himself again, I think we need to put him to pasture before his OMS gets the better of him.