Said when something surprises or shocks you. Meaning: Oh my queef.

Substitute for the well-known, OMG.

This replaces omg's g with a q. This is because of the proven existence of Qod, and is applicable when God has no place in a conversation.

"Oh My Quail"
Much like OMG, except it is used among quail lovers.

Generally has the same meaning as "omg" or "oh my god/gosh". omfqis also an acceptable form. Can be used positively (1) or negatively (2).

Originally used by the Seattle-area famous Elize Papineau, and has now spread all over the internets via AIM, LJ, myspace, etc.

Oh My Quiñones

how dumb people spell "omg" (they mix up the "g" and the "q" because they look similar-ish)

the gangsta way to say OMG, qurlllllll