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Oh My Fucking Moses

Commonly used by Jews as an alternative for OMFG. It can also mean Oh My Fucking Menorah
Jew: OMFM! I'M NOT PAYING EXTRA SHIPPING AN HANDLING TO DOUBLE MY INFO-MERCIAL OFFER!
by chieflongnose October 03, 2009
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oh my fuck me :)

instead of saying omg (oh my god)
friend one: i fancy oliver
friend two: omfm!!!
by hahah i love me October 12, 2009
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shorter term for the "old men fuck me" club. generally used when other amles are being gay/retarded.
Johnny: 2+2=5 jerry, duh.

jerry: Johnny, you look pretty sweaty, did you just come from an OMFM meeting?
by starvin marvin November 20, 2007
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