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1.
The Rasta version of OMFG.

"Oh my fucking Jah"
OMFJ, mon!
by Hank McDizzleson May 09, 2010
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2.
OMFJ simply means Oh my Fucking Jelly, Stronger version of OMJ
OMFJ!

Guy 1: look i drew all of this in 5 minutes only.
Guy 2: really? that's amazing, OMFJ! i envy you
by ThatPersonOverthere333-0 August 28, 2012
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OMFJ is the acronym of 'Oh my Freckled Jesus'

Freckled Jesus is also known as Marco Bott, from Attack on Titan.
Vanessa: "OMFJ I JUST FINISHED ATTACK ON TITAN"

Bob: "REALLY? THAT'S SO COOL!"
by Vassalord March 15, 2014
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4.
Oh My Fucking Jew.
boy 1- have you finished your math homework yet?
boy 2- OMFJ I forgot
by Melissa Weiner December 26, 2011
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5.
I hate that ppl think it's oh my fuckin jonas! Like they are some sort of fuckin gods...wtf it's oh my fuckin jesus!
child:OH MY GOD!
parent: Don't take the lords name in vain!
child: OH MY FUCKIN JESUS! (omfj)
parent: Hey! watch the language!
child: ¡ay jesús mi maldito!
by Izzy032294 July 09, 2009
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6.
oh my freaking jihad
OMFJ it's christmas season already
by dr sanjay gupta November 03, 2009
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7.
"Oh my fucking Jonas" (Jonas Brothers reference)

Like OMJ but with much more emotion behind it
"OMJ, I met the Jonas Brothers!"

"OMFJ, why didn't you get their autograph for me!"

(catfight ensues)
by Karly H July 30, 2008
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