Old Man Fart. When you're walking through WalMart and the old guy sitting on the bench leans over and rips a big one. That's an OMF.
Dude! Did you hear that OMF??
Do I smell like OMF?
Mom, that food smells like OMF. Gross.
OMF stemming from a typo while typing OMG. Similar in history to the creation of pwn from an own typo. Gennerally taken to have the meaning "oh my fuck".
OMF, I just shat my pants!
OMF, Tommy really likes to take it in the butt.
short for "Oral and Maxillofacial Surgery"
usually used by oral surgeons.
OMFS is what happens when your wisdom teeth are removed.
An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.
Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.
Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!
OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!
OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.
Abbreviation of Oh My Fucking Science, secular variant of OMFG.
omfs! did you see that?
short for "Oh My Fucking Satan"
usually used by losers
"OMFS pants with zippers that go nowhere are awesome!"
An acronym for "oh my fucking stars", OMFS is commonly uttered by buttpirates
, and neckbearded basement-dwellers
to express surprise.
The neckbearded may also use "OMFS" as an acronym for "oh my fucking science" or "oh my fucking Satan" because "stars" are perceived as insufficiently secular, despite the fact that neckbeards
believe that our molecules came from exploding stars, and that monkeys and fish fucked each other to create yo bitchass
Although "OMFS" is generally used to express surprise, atheists
also use it to express their hatred of christfags
and our lord and savior, Jesus Christ
. Of Nazareth.
Yes, that Jesus Christ.
The Saying Of "Oh My Fizzy Soda" Created By Someone Named Sabastian. Commonly used when suprised!
Guy 1 : Oh My god! I just found a 100$ bill!
Guy 2 : OMFS!