When a person has attempted online dating, ad nauseum, and believes they can still "land" the perfect match via said method.
Billy: Really? How did you meet her?
Jim: I met her on that online dating site.
Billy: You said that last week, about that last chick.
Jim: I know, but this is the "One."
Billy: Dude, you have ODD.
What you do is you think of a stupid dare for your friend (or your "friend") and try to get them to do it. You do this by making them lose odds.
For example, if I said to my "friend", "Hey, odds you go up to that cute girl and lick her face like a dog?" He would then give a number, let's just say "1 in 20." On a count of 3, we would both say a number between 1 and 20 at the same time, and if it's the same number he has to go do it. It is incredibly fun if you have fun people to play it with.
Couple of side rules:
-You can't "odds" yourself (e.g. "Hey odds I go hump the teacher's desk", no, if you wanna do it yourself just go off and do it)
-The person receiving the odds is the one who decides what the odds are, not the odd-giver
-If you lose odds and decide not to do it, you shall receive one full-out slap to da face
Mike - "Dude, our waiter's a dude."
Kid - "Don't care."
Mike - "1 in 50."
Kid - "1, 2, 3, 47!"
Mike - ".........47!"
Whole table - "Ohhhhhhhhhh!"
*Waiter comes over*
Mike - "Excuse me, I apologize for asking, but are you pregnant?"
Waiter - "Dude, I'm a dude."
Mike - "That didn't answer my question. Are you?
Waiter - "Yes."
Whole table - "OHHHHHH!!!!"
Jim - "I love odds!"
Mike - "Fuck me, right?"
Jim - "Odds you fuck me?"
Mike - "Fuck off, Jim."
Jim - "K."
Jonathan: Haha, he's probably trippin' balls right now, huh?
Samuel: Sorta. He's crawling around in a fetal position.
Exeption - In poker Texas hold'em an event with a 1:1 odd, wich is a 50%-50% will outcome against you 9 times out of 10. This beeing an experimental observation.
When taking a card randomly from a 52 cards deck, you have a 1:51 odd of getting a specific card
Exeption: When getting all-in in texas Hold'em with two overcards suited against a low pocket, you are in a 1:1 situation. And the outcome of this situation, is ALWAYS you loosing, independently of you having one or the other hand.