for(i = 1 ; i < 10 ; i++)
//This bit of code will produce 123456789 and leave off the ten. Hence, an OBOE.
Oboist: Okay, sure.
Clarinetist: *makes an awful noise* See! Everyone says oboe is so hard but I bet I could be as good as you in about two weeks since our instruments are kind of similar.
Oboist: SHUT UP YOU ASSHAT!