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8. Obama
The current President of the United States of America, originally a senator from Illinois
This is the only non-biased definition of Barack Obama on urbandictionary as of today.
9. Obama
A corporate puppet. Who has been chosen by mainstream media to become the number 1 democratic candidate. People like him so much because they haven`t heard of Gravel, Kucinich or Paul
Stupid American: I`m like sooo voting for Obama because all my favorite celebrities are going to.

Intelligent American: Shut up
10. Obama
The fourth black president, the first openly black president. The four black presidents are Linclon , Johnson, Clinton, and Obama.
Why do Obama and Linclon resemble each other? They are both black.
11. Obama
slang or "code" name for the painkiller Opana (OxyMorphone)
Man, I just tooted (snorted) a 20mg Obama, and I am figgity fucked up.
12. Obama
A puppet of the reactionary corporatist state. He is not a communist, not a socialist. He is a pure evil capitalist. He is a house nigga, uncle tom, sell-out. One who is misleading people who truly desire change. He will keep us at war. There is no main difference between the corporate backed candidates. One day true direct democracy will be achieved and evil capitalists like him who will ocntinue to rape and ravage the "third world" will be no more. Decentralization is the answer, Anachy is the way to be: NO GODS NO MASTERS NO STATES NO WARS!!!!!
Just because Obama is "black" doesn't mean he isn't supported by and sold out to the evil, racist, classist power structure known as the state!!!!
13. Obama
Sexual reference in which you tell your female partner you're going to pull out, but you CHANGE your mind after getting "into office"
My girlfriend just told me we have another kid on the way, because I pulled an Obama a couple weeks ago.
14. Obama
A well-intentioned president who, contrary to what the disaffected right-wing would have us believe, has actually made many accomplishments despite the craptacular state of affairs he inherited from his predecessor.

A president who (perhaps unjustifiably) has made sincere efforts at bipartisanship despite the unrelenting barrage of lies and bullshit from the right-wing attack machine who's only goal is to tear down his presidency at all costs, and the outright refusal of congressional republiturds to consider any of his ideas, even if said ideas originally garnered bipartisan support.
Notable accomplishments include:

Passage of the controversial stimulus act, which despite it's flaws, helped to curb job loss, improved our infrastructure, and saved many state governments from going bankrupt. Most economists believe we would be worse off without it.

Helped turn the economy around (the Dow was only in the 6000s when Obama took office)

Ordered the strike that killed Bin Laden, and implemented the drone strike policy that killed Bin Ladin's number two man and sent Al Qaeda running.

Passed health care reform, something many presidents have tried to do and failed. While it could have done more to bring down costs and less to appease the insurance industry, it was the best we could get in today's political climate, and it does bring America closer to the developed world in terms of health care.

And to the losers who are messing up the votes on the Obama defs, kindly fuck off and get a life.

To everyone else: don't believe any of the vote totals on these pages. They are being hacked! Yesterday, Obama-hating def 6189985 written by Star Destroyer 2 had 15 thumbs down and 0 up. Today (as of this writing) it magically has 60 thumbs up!! Likewise, def 6183602 written by coffee_lover had 16 thumbs up and 0 down, until today. Now it's 16 up and 47 down. I smell a Kochroach.
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