|1.||O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome|
a condition where you feel a compulsive need to turn down party invites and/or any other happy event that involves drinking
jay: Hey anthony, come over and let's drink some wine.
anthony: I'm sorry I can't. My booty is very saggy and sticky today. I can't get up my sofa.
jay: You need intervention! That's a sign of O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome.