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I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS
Are you a bag of Doritos because I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d

Blueface baby: I put my dick in a bag of doritos!!!
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Random person: i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d

i.s.m.d.i.a.b.o.d 

It mean... I STUCK MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS
Jeff: Guess what I did Kevin
Kevin: what???
Jeff: I.S.M.D.I.A.B.O.D
Kevin: what...?
Jeff: I STUCK MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS
B.O.M.D means boy of my dreams its a reference to clairo’s song, B.O.M.D its self explanatory.
Girl 1: “Hey look he’s the guy who hmu
Girl 2: “No way!”
Girl 1: “He’s the B.O.M.D”
B.O.M.D by peachyeraser June 30, 2018

l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d 

Girl: Let me fuck you till you cum on me daddy
Boy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick
Usually in texts
Girl: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d
Boy: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d
l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d by KOwolfyy December 1, 2022

G.U.O.M.D. 

"Why did you do that?"

"G.U.O.M.D. man. It was an accident"
G.U.O.M.D. by Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww November 16, 2009