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God's favourite spreadable food, made by pixies in the magical land of yum.
I eat so much Nutella, I actually ejaculate it
by themuseicman May 05, 2006
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A heavenly hazelnut and chocolate spread, basically sex in a jar.
Man, nutella trumps peanut butter any day.
by AmeliaJane January 28, 2009
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A legendary substance that tastes like unicorns jumping over rainbows in the middle of May, as your favorite bands join together and do one amazing, life changing song.
"Man, I needa go buy some Nutella!" said Jesus.
by JesusApprentice September 21, 2011
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The best fucking spread - period. Nothing can top the taste of chocolate and hazelnuts in this creamy delight. You can put it on just about anything, or eat it plain. This is quite possibly Italy's greatest contribution to the food world.

First created in the 1940's by Pietro Ferrero in the Piedmont region of northwestern Italy(NOT FRANCE!!). Chocolate was rationed during the times of World War II, so Mr. Ferrero used hazelnuts in addition to the chocolate.
"Nutella - the orignal creamy, chocolaty hazelnut spread."

by b l o n d i e February 21, 2007
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The orgasm of a godly rainbow unicorn. In a jar.
This Nutella is orgasmic!
by FeastMaster June 13, 2011
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A heaven-like spread of goodness derived by the gods themselves. Where the expression, "Better than sex." actually applies.
Dude that chick was so good in bed, but nothing compares to this amazing Nutella i bought.
by sexychik99 April 14, 2010
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Orgasm in a jar. You could put this stuff on a shoe and eat it. Or do like anyone else and just eat it out the jar.
My girlfriend gave up sex to prove a point. Crazy bitch. Lucky I have nutella.
by Neverendingname May 17, 2011
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