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When you cross your legs like a woman and your nut slides into you abdomen crushing it with thigh and gut. i chucked my leg over the other to look cool but quickly uncrossed when i reaslised i got Nut-Crush. The chick asked me what was wrong and i said i pinched nerve in my back.
she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush. you want crushed nuts in your smoothy?? no I'll hold the nuts thanks. |
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