When you cross your legs like a woman and your nut slides into you abdomen crushing it with thigh and gut.
i chucked my leg over the other to look cool but quickly uncrossed when i reaslised i got Nut-Crush. The chick asked me what was wrong and i said i pinched nerve in my back.
she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush.
you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no I'll hold the nuts thanks.