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v. I'm bouts to nut!

n. I bust my nut on that bitch ass!
by TimmyT June 05, 2003
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1. Crazy
2. Testicles
3. Things which monkeys eat.
That monkey is nuts. I've given it some nuts, and it's rubbing them on its nuts.
by Viz March 16, 2003
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A unit of liquid measurement equal to the average human male ejaculatory volume of 3.5mL. It is a standardized unit to compare to a squirt, which is similar in volume but is an approximation based on perception and that varies in each application.

The average 12-oz. soda can contains approximately 100 nuts of soft drink. The average condiment packet contains 1-2 nuts (chik-fil-a mayo is usually ~4 nuts, for example).

subway emp: You want mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?
customer: both
emp: (throws some down) is this enough, sir?
customer: can you put another nut of mustard please?
emp: ok sure
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"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"

"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."

"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."
by Jake March 23, 2004
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1) What a squirrel eats
2) What a guy diving into an alligator pit is
3) What standing with only 4 men against the whole German army is
4) What a cannibal eats (Ouch)
Confucious Say: Man who stick penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts (Double meaning)
by Survivor Fan August 16, 2004
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the action of letting out cum or sperm!
AW, shit man i nutted on my sheets!
by Crazy lil lady May 31, 2002
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crazy or insane person ; male or female
Old Man Willard over on Mermaid's Rock is such a nut, always talking about Pokemon and the Pope teaming up to destroy Scotland....
by C-Master September 05, 2005
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