When a guy ejaculates in a females vagina and leaves it in for a few minutes before he pulls out his penis. He then goes in about his day without showering, and the pussy juice and cum dries up on his dick. He now has nut dick.
by Dr linguistics February 6, 2018
Mild epithet spoken in a state of vexation, which cause the speaker to conflate dickweed with numb nuts.
Punked Supervisor: What the...? Oh! Gaawwwd! Who's the...dick nuts...that left rotten fish heads in the waste basket under my desk??
by JC_SaltLaker January 14, 2005
Some one who is not quite privelidged enough to be a dick, they are a much lower form of existance, a dangling sweaty nut!
by Elysha January 20, 2003
by mikalah July 18, 2021
by BobRoberts January 5, 2015
A not so typical picture of a dick taOR from approximately knee height (easier to take with longer arms or while squatting) angled in the upward direction in order to showcase both the nuts and dick. Be sure to have an erect dick or run the risk of appearing to simply have three nuts. Be sure to avoid anus, but if not possible, be sure to cover with emoji.
by Hahaballs February 13, 2021
An instance where a man's testicle gets unnaturally wrap around the shaft of the penis resulting in one ball being above the penis.
Petey: Yo, wasup wit u. Stop walking like that, your embarrassing me.
Prips: I've got the serious case of dick-nuts man, it feels like a meatball resting on me shaft.
Prips: I've got the serious case of dick-nuts man, it feels like a meatball resting on me shaft.
by Dits Magee October 21, 2007