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1.) probably the worse place on the planet to ever work at, that is if you are a c.n.a. it is run by the r.n. and those godawful l.p.n.'s who think they are so intelligent because they pass oral meds all day long.2.) A place where you will come home with shit on your uniform because some nasty ass son of a bitch decided to shit on you 3.)also employs many street niggers who think they are the 'shit' and act as if they own the place. On top of that, they hate any white employee who actually has a future and didn't get knocked up at 13. 4.) A godforsaken hellhole 5.) A place where not one c.n.a. can be found, because those worthless employees flee the scene in a moment's notice in order to get their 3-hr cigarette break.
If you just got your c.n.a. license, don't ever work at a nursing home, unless you want to be disrespected 24/7 by the worthless nurses who are not capable of working anywhere else.
by krh90 September 27, 2009
a roadblock between a quick and painless death
When I get old and can barely take care of myself, Im not going into a nursing home. If I die from falling, O well! At least I didnt spend my last years around a bunch of control freak nurses telling me what to do all day, with a crappy dorm room full of medical shit, and eating in this crappy cafeteria eating mush.
by jerry121878 June 10, 2011
a place where people go to die
Bill: I am about to die so I paid $10,000 to live in a nursing home.
Nils: You Special Special boy!
by HeRR! January 04, 2004
A place where there are no toilets, becuase everyone craps in their pants. Also, one of the funniest places to set off a fire alarm.
Grandson: "Dad, what's that smell."
Father: "I think grandpa crapped in his pants again."
Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."
Grandpa: "I'm old."
by William Stephens May 14, 2006
A place where the elderly have to have their butts wiped everyday by some poor CNA and where they listen to lame background music while playing bingo on "activity day."
When my mom gets old enough, Im putting her in a nursing home, fo sho!!!
by laurenbobauren April 19, 2009
A place where sick old people are ground up and made into hot dog meat.
"Grampa, if you don't shut your mouth, we're going to send you to the nursing home."
by newothegreat September 04, 2003
America's number 1 growing place of mexican employment
Yo dude's U can pick more pockets in a nursing home than on the streets of Los Angles.
by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006
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