Nun
someone who is agaisnt sexualality; thats sex should only come in marriage; or even is scared when they see or think about sex or any sexual contact; sometimes they reject anything vowel like drugs or anything bad; a nun can pretty much be like a pussy
Bob, Leo, Ed are watching tv when the flip a chanel to a porno;
Leo is the nun...

Bob: "maan theres nothing to fucking watch tonight"
Ed: "give me the remote let me see whats on, daamn Naugty Teacher"

*changes chanel*
Leo" * covers eyes and ears *; " FUCKING CHANGE THE CHANEL MAN THATS SHITS NASTY!!"
Bob: "what a fucking nun..."

Carly and Tom are on a hot date together alone on a beach
they havent kissed yet; tonights the night to make the move Tom;
too bad Tom's the nun and is too scared to kiss the poor girl
by LMAOMANG March 13, 2010
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Nun
noun- A short fat woman who doesn't have sex, so she dresses like a penguin and beats the shit out of little kids.
Mommy, the nun made me cry today.
by Cal Hunter March 29, 2005
nun
A woman who has devoted her life to her religion. Found in Catholicism, Buddhism, and I think Islam.
My Aunt is a catholic nun in Colombia, South America, so don't diss nuns. They are cool, and sell good cookies
Nun
A virgin and/or celibate woman.
I used to be a Catholic Priest. When I was ordained, I asked the Cardinal, "Now, what kind of woman did you say I could have sex with?". I was certain he said, "Nun". But, one day, when he walked in on me fucking a nun, he kicked me out of the Church -- permanently!
by Father JesseppeTestosterone May 27, 2006
nun
Magical women with the power of flight who majored in Art History in college and enjoy discussing/displaying bawdy and ribald paintings.
That flying nun sure does love Baroque art.
by Moose September 24, 2003
nun
A female catholic clergy, named after her form of sex life.
When the priest was ordained, he asked the bishop, "What kind of woman can I have sex with?"

The Bishop said, "None".

But, when the priest actually had sex with a nun, the bishop excommunicated him!
by Peter Phil McCracken March 05, 2009
nun
Woman shaped like a plate of jelly, shes sweeps across the ground without a sound. Many believe they have no legs, and are simply moving my electromagnetic forces. Also great targets for mooning.
(Kiss my ass, Nun-the-Wiser!)> :D( * )
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003
nun
an annoying constantly complaining person who can get quite clingy and obsessive to people who have fluffy hair.
nuns
by u thought it i said it March 25, 2011

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