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term used by white people to describe blacks when there are a lot of black around. used mostly by law enforcement officers.
hey arthur did you pick up any of those drunk number twos walking out of the club last night?
by tony August 01, 2004
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Taking a shit. In British slang, the numbers are based on rhymes - number two for poo and number three for pee. In American slang, the numbers are not based on any rhyme and they are often referred to by a host whose guest has requested to use their bathroom. The options are arranged in ascending order based on which activities the host would be the least willing to allow in their bathroom: Number one is pissing, number two is shitting, and number three is masturbating (or in some circles, diarrhea).
"Can I use your bathroom?"
-"Number one or number two?"
"Number two."
-"No fucking way, go shit up your own bathroom."
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The back up girl who always wants to see you, pronounced #2, who you call up when your main girl is fakin
Maria said she'd be here 30 minutes ago. Time to call number two.
by rideon88 December 05, 2006
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Heard in Sean Paul's song "Like Glue"; meaning a homosexual man.
"Still I got to stick to my girls like glue; And I man not play number two."
by Irene August 19, 2004
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number two is a stupid cock fag jacob
max bevis is jacob number two
by wangdong January 26, 2005
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