number 3 = sex :O
by jacup May 29, 2009
Taking a crap so big that it exceeds Number 2 status. A crap so large that you only see, hear about or experience it on a few occasions a lifetime. It is so big a plunger can't even begin to have an effect on it.
Man I wouldn't go in there because Johnny just took a Number 3 and a plumber is on the way to unclog the pipes.
by BackDoorMan84 August 31, 2014
by k-l-s August 13, 2008
by Eddie May 20, 2006
Pooping and vomiting at the same time. The vomiting is often done in an adjacent trash can, but when one is unavailable, the person has no choice but to de-throne and vomit in the dirty poo water toilet or else on the floor. Neither option is desirable, that's why people keep trash cans next to the toilet. Also known as taking a Lauren.
by Agent Brian December 04, 2012
Pull the car over honey, I need to use the bathroom. Number one or number 2. Neither, number 3- I need to change my tampon.
by wordelder June 23, 2011
I said I was going in to take a number two, but once i saw a Hustler sitting there, I figured I might as well squeeze off a number 3 also.
by hrvatska June 06, 2003