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number 3 = sex :O
by jacup May 29, 2009
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Taking a crap so big that it exceeds Number 2 status. A crap so large that you only see, hear about or experience it on a few occasions a lifetime. It is so big a plunger can't even begin to have an effect on it.
Man I wouldn't go in there because Johnny just took a Number 3 and a plumber is on the way to unclog the pipes.
by BackDoorMan84 August 31, 2014
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The beer shits. Also known as pissing out your ass or shitting through a screen.
"Dude, I drank too much Mickey's last night and need to take a number 3."
by k-l-s August 13, 2008
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Getting Freaky Down There.
Slow And Steady.
Yeah yesterday she was doing number 3..
by Eddie May 20, 2006
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Pooping and vomiting at the same time. The vomiting is often done in an adjacent trash can, but when one is unavailable, the person has no choice but to de-throne and vomit in the dirty poo water toilet or else on the floor. Neither option is desirable, that's why people keep trash cans next to the toilet. Also known as taking a Lauren.
Last night was pretty rough, I just took a messy number 3. I need to brush my teeth.
by Agent Brian December 04, 2012
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When a woman has to go to the bathroom to change her tampon/pad, or "push out some blood."
Pull the car over honey, I need to use the bathroom. Number one or number 2. Neither, number 3- I need to change my tampon.
by wordelder June 23, 2011
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I said I was going in to take a number two, but once i saw a Hustler sitting there, I figured I might as well squeeze off a number 3 also.
by hrvatska June 06, 2003
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